sth to take yr minds off exams
heh. if they are familiar to you most probably you heard it on 98.7fm already [my current fav radiostation]
JOKE 1:
3 men were each drinking a pint of beer
A fly dropped into each pint of beer
The first guy saw the fly in his beer, so he pushed it away in disgust
The second guy saw the fly in his beer, took it out, and continued drinking the beer as though nothing had happened
What did the last guy do?
He saw the fly in his beer, took it out and put it at the opening of the pint and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
JOKE 2 [ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY LAME WILL GET THIS]:
An old man who was very rich was also very stingy
One day he went for his usual health check up at the hospital where his best friend who was a doctor worked
After his health check up, he said to his friend, "I won't pay for this health check up because it would be an insult to your profession. However, as your best friend, I would like you to know that you are in my will."
Then his best friend said, "Can I have a look at your prescription again?"
If you don't get it, the doctor means that he wants the old man's prescription so that he can change it to poison and kill him to inherit his will xD
When I first heard it, I laughed so hard that my sis shouted for me to shut up. [heh]
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Omg lah i think even though the math papers were relatively easy, I lost some marks due to careless mistakes...let's hope i don't lose more than 10 marks...
Oh yeah...I don't know if i should buy a DSi or a PSP Lite & Slim/Brite...
I like PSP games but DSi has slightly cooler functions....
A little help here? @_@
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I added my tribute poem [which is also in the Talking about my generations book] to my blog at the side scroller. The inspiration was actually from a manga [yes, very expected] fruits basket, where the mother says, "To leave or be left behind, I wonder which is more painful..."
This poem has added more meaning to my life because a few months back, a cboxer on vnmanga died in a car crash. If you guys noticed, his nick on the cbox is gin, which is why i left "May angels lead you in; gin" on my msn pm for so long...may angels lead you in are actual lyrics and title of a nice song...gin was a nice guy...
JOKE 1:
3 men were each drinking a pint of beer
A fly dropped into each pint of beer
The first guy saw the fly in his beer, so he pushed it away in disgust
The second guy saw the fly in his beer, took it out, and continued drinking the beer as though nothing had happened
What did the last guy do?
He saw the fly in his beer, took it out and put it at the opening of the pint and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
JOKE 2 [ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY LAME WILL GET THIS]:
An old man who was very rich was also very stingy
One day he went for his usual health check up at the hospital where his best friend who was a doctor worked
After his health check up, he said to his friend, "I won't pay for this health check up because it would be an insult to your profession. However, as your best friend, I would like you to know that you are in my will."
Then his best friend said, "Can I have a look at your prescription again?"
If you don't get it, the doctor means that he wants the old man's prescription so that he can change it to poison and kill him to inherit his will xD
When I first heard it, I laughed so hard that my sis shouted for me to shut up. [heh]
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Omg lah i think even though the math papers were relatively easy, I lost some marks due to careless mistakes...let's hope i don't lose more than 10 marks...
Oh yeah...I don't know if i should buy a DSi or a PSP Lite & Slim/Brite...
I like PSP games but DSi has slightly cooler functions....
A little help here? @_@
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I added my tribute poem [which is also in the Talking about my generations book] to my blog at the side scroller. The inspiration was actually from a manga [yes, very expected] fruits basket, where the mother says, "To leave or be left behind, I wonder which is more painful..."
This poem has added more meaning to my life because a few months back, a cboxer on vnmanga died in a car crash. If you guys noticed, his nick on the cbox is gin, which is why i left "May angels lead you in; gin" on my msn pm for so long...may angels lead you in are actual lyrics and title of a nice song...gin was a nice guy...
